Juicy Bake - or Juicy Baek: A New Drug

you may or may not have heard of it yet...

got this from: http://bogglesworldesl.com/files4/JuicyBake.doc

a quite good (and amusing) discussion for intermediate/advanced learners of English...


Medical Report:
Initial medical reports indicate that chronic use of Juicy Baek causes brain damage. In particular, Juicy Baek may cause the brain to shrink. Several autopsy studies have shown that regular users have shrunken brains compared to non-users.

Medical Report:
Juicy Baek is addictive. People can become addicted to Juicy Baek after only a year or two of using it. Not everybody who uses Juicy Baek becomes addicted to it.

Police Report:
Juicy Baek may be responsible for several tragic car accidents. In particular, last week a family was killed when a Juicy Baek user ran them over as they were walking on the sidewalk. The user was very ‘high’ on Juicy Baek at the time.

Police Report:
Violence and Vandalism have been linked to Juicy Baek. On several occasions, people have been attacked by a Juicy Baek user. Juicy Baek seems to make people angry easily. As well, several teenagers were caught vandalizing city parks. They were all ‘high’ on Juicy Baek at the time.

Victim:
You were at a party when you saw some people getting high on Juicy Baek. For no reason, one of the people getting high started swearing at you. Then the guy punched you. And when you fell to the ground, he started kicking you.

Victim:
You were walking home from school one night when a man attacked you and tried to sexually harass you. Luckily, the police were nearby and arrested the man before he could harm you. At the time, the man was high on Juicy Baek.

User:
You enjoy Juicy Baek. It makes you feel happy. You do not use it often. You use it very responsibly. You get together with friends about once a month and get ‘high’ on it. You enjoy it at dinner parties and poker games.

User:
Juicy Baek makes you feel relaxed. When you get high on Juicy Baek, your troubles and worries go away. You have never gotten into trouble while using Juicy Baek. You think people over react to a few bad news stories. For the most part, Juicy Baek is a good drug that people enjoy doing.

Medical Report:
Juicy Baek affects motor skills. It makes people slow and unable to walk normally. Many people who use Juicy Baek have fallen and gotten into serious accidents. Some people have even died from hitting their heads.

Medical Report:
Juicy Baek is dangerous. On several occasions people have died from an overdose of Juicy Baek. Too much, Juicy Baek can kill you. In particular, there have been several cases of teenagers dying because of a Juicy Baek overdose.

Medical Report:
Juicy Baek can cause severe damage to unborn babies. In worst-case scenarios, Juicy Baek can deform children before birth. It can cause children to be born prematurely.

Sociologist Report:
Juicy Baek has been linked to divorce and domestic violence. Families where someone gets high on Juicy Baek regularly are three times more likely to get a divorce.

User:
You enjoy Juicy Baek. It makes you feel happy. You feel uninhibited when you get high on Juicy Baek. Usually, you are very quiet and introverted, but Juicy Baek lets you talk to people more easily. Juicy Baek helps you feel comfortable. Because of Juicy Baek you have made many good friends.

User:
Juicy Baek makes you feel relaxed. When you get high on Juicy Baek, your troubles and worries go away. You have never gotten into trouble while using Juicy Baek. You really enjoy getting high with your friends and talking all night. In your opinion, there is nothing wrong with Juicy Baek.

Sociologist Report:
Juicy Baek use is spreading among middle and high school students. A recent study indicates that as many as 35% of high school students have tried Juicy Baek. And 10% have tried it more than once.

And it turns out to be: alcohol! *sigh* now that I thought of it...